Friday, November 30, 2001

The other day I made some sauce by simmering a fresh, chopped Habanero pepper in some pineapple chunks. Then I put it on some vanilla icecream and topped it off with cinnamon sugar. Are you listening G? I'm deep in the throes of a hot stuff addiction right now...

Well it's that crappy time of year when all the good motorsports series have wrapped up and are waiting to start up again in the new year. I did pretty well though, with two out of three favorite drivers winning their respective championships. First, and by far most importantly, my main man won the world rally championship driving my car. Richard won't be driving for subaru next year as he is moving to Peugot. Subaru is however getting four-time world champ Tommi Makinen for their number one driver. Mika Hakinen, my Fourmula 1 hopeful never really had a chance against the Ferrari/Schumacher juggernaught, and so took his fancy shoes and whent home for a while. The other winner I had picked was Jeff Gordon of Nascar Winston Cup fame. Yes yes, how can someone who likes rally so much like nascar? Bla bla bla, Ever since I saw Stroker Ace, it's had a special place in my heart. And it's usually all that's on.

Wednesday, November 28, 2001

I don't think the Taun-Tauns will be making it very far tonight!!

Friday, November 23, 2001

Okay, check this out. I was playing Metal Gear Solid 2 on my Playstation 2 this evening and inside this tanker I was sneaking around in I found an Eyewire poster on the wall, with the logo and everything. What does Eyewire have to do Konami, a huge japanese game studio?

Monday, November 19, 2001

As it turns out, Neville was indeed scheming. Today we left him alone for about 45 minutes. In that time he managed to eat a half bag of licorice allsorts, 1/3 of a Terry's chocolate orange and three waffles. I hope he feels guilty about his binge...

Friday, November 16, 2001

Neville the Terrible did not eat his breakfast with his usual vigor today. This is usually a sign that he has transgressed during the night. Diagnostics of the house have turned up nothing, perhaps he is scheming?

I think I shall devise a new scale for measuring how sleepy a person is in the morning. It will be based on which objects are replaced by accident during the morning ablutions. For instance, this morning I almost put hairspray on my toothbrush. I can see this is going to take a lot of research.

Wednesday, November 14, 2001

Nomad: "That unit is inefficient."
Mr. Spock: "'That unit' is a woman."
Nomad: "A mass of conflicting impulses."

I love the sixties.

Today was the last day I will ever need to have anything to do with Nevis Energy Services (or whatever their name was) as I picked up my last paycheck from them. Thank the maker. I told them that they could keep the stool sample. I blow my nose at them.

Tuesday, November 13, 2001

Today I baught some new jeans. Much to my delight, I am still taller than I am wide, though just narrowly. In other clothing news, I have finally taught myself to fold my t-shirts so the left breast faces outward allowing easy identification of what I want to advertise for the day. It only took 26 years, will wonders never cease?

Friday, November 09, 2001

It seems that my foray into unemploymentism came to a rather abrupt halt today at about 11:15am. That was the time at which I met with my new employers at Compass Directional services. I guess I'll need to rename the Unemployed guy fun fact.

Thursday, November 08, 2001

Unempolyed guy fun fact #1: The rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost luggage and single socks.

Tuesday, November 06, 2001

... it's not off to work I go. As of 12:17pm I am no longer employed. I guess that dump run will need to wait G.

Hi - ho, hi - ho...

Monday, November 05, 2001

Every day is a gift...

Sunday, November 04, 2001

I seem to be talking really loud today, and I wish I wasn't...

On an unrelated topic; I really miss Costa Rica.

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